Paddling Junkie Checklist
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A PADDLING JUNKIE IF….
· You need a second job just to pay for your paddles, PFDs, butt pads, Gatorade………
· Your second job is calling festival race starts…..
· Your idea of spending quality time with your significant other is a perfectly in-synch hit drill…..
· You have more than one paddle that cost over $200.
· You go sit in the boat, even on nights your team isn’t even paddling…..
· You used to rest and relax on the weekends, now the only rest you get is between races at a festival….
· You think “wearing something nice” means a clean PFD….
· When someone says they are going out of town this weekend you ask if there is a festival there….
· All your clothes smell like lake water and your shoes squish when you walk….
· Your idea of a weekend getaway is a two-day festival in Florida….
· You have a tattoo that says Paddles Up!
· You plan your summer vacation each year around paddling camp….
· Your significant other knows when you ask them out to dinner you really mean pizza after practice…..
· You have a personal paddling blog/website. …..
When I read this I just started to laugh because:
I want a second job, just to pay for my paddling sports addiction,
I have five paddles worth $200+ each,
I only really get out of town just for festivals,
I have a dragon boat related tattoo,
Paddling is part of my domain name.
Looking forward to the start of season 16. Hope its a good one.
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Hi, the name is Kimm, I'm a 30 year old Canadian who has been online since 1999. For the last 16 years my main passion has been dragon boating where I've eaten, slept and breathed it and raced all over North America. 










LOL That’s funny how you relate to some. I guess ya just can’t help but love paddling, huh? I think it’s something I would be interested in if the resources were made available here. It sounds like fun.
Happy new year Kimmy!!